paddy and murphy jokes

Paddy Murphy had just come out of OReillys Tavern. Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking in the jungle by a river and see a mans head sticking out of a crocodile Paddy says to Murphy look at.

. Paddy says Its too dark. They arrive at the bridge and remember that they can only use their hands but the bridge is a good few metres. Paddy says to Murphy Im gonna get the day off. He strikes the match again but again nothing.

Ok Paddy So there they are watching the film and John Wayne falls off the horse and the horse goes over the cliff. The Foreman shouts Paddy youre mad go home. Paddy says to Murphy What a beautiful night look at the moon Murphy stared into the sky for a moment and stops and looks at his drunken friend You are wrong. As their stop approached Paddy pulls out a bit of paper scribbles on it and blows the girl a kiss as the boys step off the train.

IM A LIGHT BULB Murphy watches in amazement. I think she likes you Paddy whispered Murphy True enough the blonde girl began winking and licking her lips at Paddy. Ill do a few to start Anyone who can guess how many ducks I have in this sack can have both of them said Murphy. No-one knows when Paddy Irishman jokes first began but we are so thankful for them because they are so entertaining.

Paddy says in agreement. A Facebook page that is full of humour please feel free to write down your own paddy and Murphy jokes on this page D. The foreman shouts Paddy go home. Im gonna pretend Ive gone mad So Paddy climbs up the rafters hangs upside down and shouts Im a light bulb Im a light bulb while Murphy watches in amazement.

But these fish aint stupid. Paddy says Its too dark. Two Irishmen have a bright idea. 19672 likes 276 talking about this.

They seen plenty o fishing rods you gotta use your hands Murphy we can do this we can catch us a monster Says Paddy and they set off to their destination. Are working on a building site. Paddy Ive got idea. Paddy and Murphy are in a dark cave.

Get ready to laugh. Mad He climbs up the rafters hangs upside down and shouts IM A LIGHTBULB. Thats not the moon thats the sun Both started arguing for a while when they came upon another drunk walking so they stopped him. So he leaves the site.

Do you have a match Murphy hands Paddy a match which Paddy strikes against the wallbut nothing happens. I bet you 5 John Wayne falls off this horse and the horse goes over the cliff Murphy said. Im gonna pretend Im mad He climbs up the rafters hangs upside down and shouts IM A LIGHT BULB. The shopkeeper will never let us have them if he thinks that were gonna export them and make our fortune so he wont Murphy thinks and says.

Paddy says to Murphy Im gonna get the day off. Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy What are you Doing Murphy Murphy replies. Whats the quickest way to Dublin Paddy asks Are you on foot or in a car The Englishman answers In a car Paddy says Well thats the quickest.

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A Facebook page that is full of humour please feel free to write down your own paddy and. Paddy says to Murphy Im gonna have the day off. Ten well av two pigs and only one of them will av one ear Ah tatd be grand says Paddy. Paddy says Murphy why is it them deep sea divers always sit on the side of the boat with them air tanks on their backs and fall backwards out of the boat Murphy thinks for a.

Im building a rocket to send to the sun Dont be daft. Paddy and Murphy are havin a pint in the pub when some scuba divers come on the TV. Youre right Paddy there you go 5. 19649 likes 257 talking about this.

What was that Paddy asked Murphy I gave her me number Paddy replied. Paddy says to Murphy Im gonna have the day off Im gonna pretend Im. Paddy says to Murphy This match doesnt work Thats strange says Murphy. Paddy is walking along a country road when an Englishman asks him Excuse me.

Paddy and Murphy are in a dark cave. Paddy turns round to Murphy. Murphys an ambulance Englishman Asking Directions. He strikes the match again but again nothing.

Paddy and Murphy were working on a building site Paddy says to Murphy Im Gonna have the day off Im Gonna pretend Im mad he climbs up the rafters hangs upside down and shouts IM A LIGHTBULB IM A LIGHTBULB Murphy watches in amazement. Thats close enough said Murphy. Post any Paddy and Murphy Jokes here. Youve gone mad As Paddy leaves the site Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.

Paddy Murphy Mick jokes. Paddy said to Murphy. Im gonna pretend Ive gone mad He climbs up the rafters hangs upside down and shouts Im a lightbulb Im a lightbulb. The Foreman shouts Paddy youre mad go home So he leaves the site.

Do you have a match Murphy hands Paddy a match which Paddy strikes against the wallbut nothing happens. Down the road oer the roundabout turn left and stop on the bridge. The foreman shouts Paddy your mad go home so Paddy leaves the site. IM A LIGHTBULB Murphy watches in amazement.

Paddy Murphy Mick jokes. 28 Irish jokes. I told you what would happen Murphy said. Paddy says to Murphy This match doesnt work Thats strange says Murphy.

Murphy that is as good an idea as youll ever have but Im pretty sure that you have to pay taxes and duty on things like that. Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well. There are hundreds upon hundreds of Paddy Irishman jokes out there but we will spare you and instead present the top five best Paddy Irishman jokes of all time. Well Paddy said Murphy Ill cut ta other ear off my pig.